UHURU Kenyatta's SECRET phone calls to RAILA ODINGA

After it became clear that Kibaki and several powerful individuals are grooming Musalia Mudavadi for the presidency, Uhuru Kenyatta's camp went into panic mode. It was all along believed that Kibaki's support and the subsequent state resources were Uhuru's for the taking, but that mentality has in recent days fizzled out, following Mudavadi's action. 

Mudavadi has continued to represent Kibaki in various functions, including delivering the president's speech during the burial of Martin Shikuku. Everywhere he goes, he is accorded full state protection, including services of a military chopper.

Initially, it was thought that Mudavadi was being brought into the race solely to prevent Raila from ascending to the presidency by splitting his vote basket, which would then give Uhuru an easy ride to the throne, but it is now emerging that 'Project Mudavadi' was brought into the race with an intention of getting into State House. Apparently, individuals close to the president, namely his private secretary Nick Wanjohi and Nyeri businesswoman, Mary Wambui, realized that Kenyans would gang up against efforts to give them another Kikuyu president. 

They calculated that if Uhuru were to go for a runoff with Raila, most of the other tribes would gang up against Uhuru, by virtue of being a Kikuyu, thus giving Raila an easy ride. Armed with such statistics and intelligence from the NSIS, they came up with a fool proof plan, which was to have Mudavadi as a presidential candidate. 

The biggest hurdle however, was to pull Mudavadi out of ODM, a task which proved to be next to impossible. For many months, Mudavadi was seduced but not even the promise of an automatic presidential candidature would lure him. So, to add pressure on Mudavadi, Wanjohi and his camp decided to give the deputy premier competition in his Western backyard. They had to plant a 'half sellable' puppet in Western, a move that saw the rise and rise of Eugene Wamalwa. 

He was strategically given visibility and power so that Western could see an alternative leader in him. In politics, no politician is ready to welcome a replacement and Mudavadi was no different. When Eugene declared that he was to contest the presidency, Mudavadi's camp was rattled and they had to rethink their strategy. He was now staring at the risk of losing his Western backyard to a newcomer. Whether or not he was aware that Wamalwa was reading from a prepared script, the threat was real and had to be countered. What better way than to vie for the presidency himself, and what better party than the one he is assured of state resources; the one he had all along declined?

Flash forward to the present, Uhuru Kenyatta realized that he is being sidelined, and even his previous 'anytime' gate pass to statehouse reportedly revoked. He is said to be doing everything possible to avoid meeting the people who used him and dumped him at the Hague. During the commemoration of his father's death, he was conspicuously absent. At that time, he had taken a trip to meet his legal team in Europe, before departing for Dubai for a well deserved 'holiday'. However, on his so called vacation, Uhuru was accompanied by close friend and Kikuyu mp, Lewis Nguyai. It is believed that the Dubai trip was just time out, to evaluate and re-strategize his political future. 

Soon after the trip, communication between the Deputy Premier and man he deputizes began. During the past few weeks, Citizen weekly paper is reporting that Uhuru and Raila have made several phone calls. Allegedly, the two talk at least twice per week, a situation which never used to happen a few weeks back. Uhuru is said to have briefed Raila before he departed to campaign in Ndhiwa, and Raila made sure that he was welcomed well. Raila also made a phone call to Uhuru before going to Kangema. Unlike other calls, Raila treats Uhuru's very seriously, and anytime he is in the midst of people, he excuses himself to take it privately. 

This new found friendship is in bid to counter Mudavadi, whom they see as a project out to prevent both of them from getting to State House. It will be interesting to watch how events unfold.

© jatelo and extracts from Citizen Weekly

How To Get Rid Of Sexual Weakness

Sexual weakness could be related to erectile dysfunction (inability to obtain a full erection) or premature ejaculation (reaching the orgasm too fast). It is a common issue with many men and was considered a taboo before, but with a right treatment things can be easily worked out. Causes for any sexual weakness could be physical like sexually transmitted diseases, nervous debility, hypertension, diabetes, hormonal disorders, alcohol abuse or other drug abuse, enlarged prostate and certain medications or non-physical like any psychological problems, depression, anxiety, stress, guilt or trauma. For an accurate treatment it is very important to rule out any cause for sexual weakness. Besides keep the following tips in mind to improve your sexual weakness over the time:

• Perform kegel exercise to strengthen the pelvic muscles. For this contract your buttocks for a second as though you are tying to stop or delay a bowel movement and then leave. Repeat 10-15 times per session and several times a day.
• Say good words to your partner, praise her body, some foreplay before the main event would also help a lot to keep a penis erect.
• Avoid keeping too long gaps between your sexual acts and learn to have control over your body by stimulating your penis till it reaches the stage of ejaculation then stopping it. Repeat the process until you learn to control your erection and ejaculation.
• Don't exercise before a sexual activity, as it would simply draw the blood away from penis to the organs which are used in exercise.
• Relax. Think positive. Avoid smoking. Have a balanced meal which is low in fats and cholesterol and exercise regularly to maintain good health.

Esther Arunga spills the beans on Hellon Season 2

Well you thought Esther had uncovered all of Hellon’s secrets last time on her letter; you’ve got another thing coming……Take a look at this…….

NEWS ALERT: PEELING BACK THE SAXOMASK CREEPY BIBLEMAN: HELLON IS AN INCEST OFFENDER TOO!

“Hold it right there! To all of you haters dwelling in my life for the first time I will challenge to show how happier your lives are at your domiciles. Must I always prove to you of my well-being?

On another note, I am a duly registered Barrister of New South Wales here in Australia and am a legal dexterous. Will you stop your FOGgy-style rumors by misleading Kenyans that my husband tortures me?

Many politicians and senior members in the Police Service communicate with me on a regular basis. You should be worried because I have handed over the authenticated clips to them. My number is mine and according to the Australian Communications Act 1997. You cannot abuse a spouse in Australia, neglect that saxophone and study a bush side law to be sentient of. I am always communicating with my friends back in Kenya and also online. Which Timberlake is that? And when does he control my phone? Stop misleading Kenyans because you are wicked and an expert in manipulating church members.

Aren’t you the one who claimed back in 2010 on Capital Bench hosted by Jeff Koinange that you knew Benny Hinn 7 years before my husband arrived? Stop messing about with the term presidency because you do it for hype.

I can still confirm 110% that you’re gay. If you’re not gay, tell Kenyans why your father in-law separated you from your wife temporarily after she came home on a jazz night and caught you pants down with Mr Smiley!! You came to me for help. Which means you asked me to soften your wife’s rage, and I brought her back home! If that child is yours, show Kenyans proof of DNA results with you being the biological father. Be a man and stop defending yourself with these words when under scrutiny, “you can ask my wife”…defend yourself and avoid drawing your spouse in to your own battles!! Answer my questions.

You used me for your illicit trade. I was supposed to take my dad to SA world cup 2010, you conned me out of a total of Ksh 2.5M, supposedly for “investment” and bought yourself the cars your driving today. Ksh 500,000 you used for your music recordings. What about if the former FOG members can confirm against you that you on one Sunday confessed that before you got saved you actually committed incest with your sisters and cousins? One of them is called Nelly but now married and living in Gachie. Prove to Kenyans that you did not. You also committed incest crime with your niece currently living in your house. But you keep on threatening them not to give any information as you did with Veronica Agape. Even a group female CID officers confirmed to me in March of 2011 after the FOG case that Veronica confirmed to them that she was scared of the threats you made to her.

We’re preparing clips here in Australia to humiliate you and that’s when you shall stop taking your diminutivity to those petty circus rooms which gives you air time to launch your attacks on us. Kenyans will finally differentiate between Kayole and Australia. But, must we confirm where we are? So what if it is Kayole? So what even if we’re languishing in impecuniousness?

On presidency: If it were not for my husband, who could have known you desperate publicity seeker? He sold your name all over the country driving you all night and day from Mombasa to Kapkatet in the Rift Valley. You even got to meet Hon Ruto, Moi and the rest, who knew you?? He was selfless at least to put you ahead of him, what money did you have by then to go round the country? And that driver of yours called Joel, has he reported to the police how his former girlfriend died mysteriously? Where is his daughter? He should come out clean and you people should stop misleading others.

Show Kenyans your brothers’ KCSE certificates if you really took them to school. Hellon, we need evidence and stop parroting and misleading Kenyans. Stop bribing those petty fool hardies in the 4th estate to give you air time, approach mainstream media. Jeff Koinange and Jimmy Gathu are ready to challenge you. Carry all documents and the police should be on alert should you produce charlatan raga muffin.

By the way, it is me Esther ready to tackle you head on. My husband doesn’t know you and I will fight for him to the end. Stop evading me, are you scared of me? This is woman’s power at work. First of all, clear my demands first. I want you to be a man enough and carry all the evidence I have requested and before they ask you, produce them in your capacity. This is not 2010 where you were just creating things off head and misleading the media, this is proof time.

I am just beginning to peel you back. Remember when you were hosted by Jeff Koinange, what did you tell 40 million Kenyans about Benny Hinn? That you had known him for 7 years before my husband came. It is recorded and could be used against you in court of law. You also told Kenyans my husband is your childhood friend, suddenly you changed that you only saw him in 2010. And what about that piece of land their late grandfather gave you at Kokuro, does it bear your name? You are busy bragging about your wealth and your home is full of semi-permanent houses??

Forward the report of post mortem of your child’s demise. Kenyans must know this, what happened Hellon?? You beat your wife for failing to attend a jazz night’s show at Alliance Francaise where she was supposed to blow oboe. An evidence of your heavy wife blowing oboe and too fatigued is available.

Why can’t he produce that Mercedes Benz’s log book to the public? The M 110 W 126 S series that his main right man Samuel Onyango Nyanjom who stole on his behalf, has he completed its duty and cleared it with the KRA?

Women like Pauline whom he perform religious virginity tests, has he apologized to them? Can he explain to the public whether those angels were really talking to him or he was misleading the whole to access women’s private parts? What is spiritual virginity test? Can’t he explain? Can’t he explain how he was testing them? Why did he lash every other woman who resisted the tests with belt?

Stop masquerading yourself for TV/newspapers seeking empathy from Kenyans. That Timberlake you’re warbling about all the time let’s say should he come out, will you even have the audacity to look straight in to his eye balls???????????? Just roger that in the due course and remember, he is not the same defenseless person he was in 2010. Concentrate on your lives and spare a circus. If you want cling on public domain, seek license and begin a foundation to help the needy or open a children’s home.”

Well the drama never cease……………….